Monday Manjoyment!

Seriously? I really don't need to post much other than this. Please know that right now I have deeply disturbing sinful unclean thoughts. I will pray about that later. 

*Ahem*

What's UP!!! Did you have a great weekend? I did, and it ended yesterday with 90 minutes of HOT YOGA and OMG I am so excited that I went for myriad reasons. It felt GREAT (I have serious DOMS today all over) and.....I had a mini-consulation with YOGA MAN about my shoulder and WHOA he totally got it. Totally figured out what it is. I'll vlog about it tomorrow but suffice it to say that I am going to be seeing him for some fixing of my body. 

I've decided this year that I'm finally ready to date again and I think it should be The Rock. Really. I mean REALLY. He is so #barkworthy. Seriously- look at this:

If I saw this by the pool I would so offer to serve him water from my mouth out of a straw ALL DAY LONG like it's my JOB. I mean, I would offer to put Hershey's syrup and Whipped Cream suntan oil on his back if he needed it. I would give him swimming lessons and read Sports Illustrated to him all day.

I got this. 

And then we'd go workout.

UNCLEAN THOUGHTS.

Ok. I must go make dinner. Lately I have been super addicted to roasted vegetables on top of a salad with hummus as my dressing and then Tilapia or a protein shake a la GNC AMP 60 on the side. And yes, I'm taking my vitamins every day. Like it's my job. 

Question of the Day: Who do you think I should date this year? The Rock? 50 Cent? Huge Jackman? Dr. Drew? 

Monday Manjoyment!

Seriously? God could have just stopped after He made this one. Seriously.

**Purging unclean thoughts**

How's it going kittens? I'm KICKING BUTT! But- I am now hopping over to a Twitter Chat with our client, Anytime Fitness, so I have like 3 minutes left to post. Suffice it to say, workouts have been kicka**, my "diet" has been better every day (especially after Peapod delivered groceries today AMEN) and I am on FIRE! WOOT!

AND he's wearing a do-rag. That's a win in my book. But then again, he could wear a UPS outfit and own it. OK?

Here is my favorite song from today's workout-- what are your always go-to tunes?

I love Disturbed. I am disturbed. hehehe

Words escape me. But suddenly I want red tennis shoes.

;-) Here is my post-workout vlog from yesterday:

SEE??? How is your year starting off?? 

And Goodnight. ;-)