Wednesday What?

Kids. Aunt Kelly got NO game today. She done screwed up in a big way. YES the Wednesday WOOT! Factor is back but some of my files got, um, messed up and I just don't have what I need to post this week's interview. We'll be back next week with that ok?

I FINALLY previewed Insanity Asylum. OMG. Talk about intensity. Holy Crap. I'm actually intimidated. I mean, Insanity the first set is hard, and I'm just getting used to that level of craziness but when I previewed the first DVD from Insanity Asylum which uses the ladder you see above......OMG. I'm excited to try it out tomorrow.

I'd like to step into something with Shaun T that's for sure. DAYUM. 

Also- I had another #FAIL with my workout today. Had another showing for my house and another one tomorrow. Went to a lunch meeting, then had to stop by the grocery store on my way home to get #&%%%%%%%%%)#&#%&@%()!! vegetables (I really LOATHE how much time it takes me to go grocery shopping and it really REALLY UPSETS ME), then I came home and had a conference call until 5pm, then I had -- you guessed it 2 revised contracts to get out and I just now finished at 8:30pm 3 more proposals that I told people I'd have out on Monday. Thank God these people love me and are patient with me in this crazed start-up mode. Heavens to Betsy. Days like this completely reinforce 100% for me that I MUST put ALL ELSE ASIDE in the morning to make room for my workouts. Ever since quitting my job, I am putting all of this work stuff FIRST because I'm putting myself under the gun and -- something HAS TO GIVE. This has to change. This is now Wednesday. I need to kick serious workout A** the rest of this week and the last THIRTEEN WEEKS OF THIS YEAR. 

See how things creep up on you people? A couple days becomes a week then two weeks of "Oh I did ok, but I missed three workouts"-- GOLLY. I really have to turn this train around. 

It's time to WALK THE WALK. Good Lord. 

Monday Manjoyment!

Awwww Bless His Heart. His Shirt Done Come RIGHT OFF!! hohohoho

(Martin, I'm guessing that this overwhelming Southern American slang talk might confuse you but don't worry!)

Happy Monday everyone! How was your weekend? Mine was WONDERFUL!! Every week is just becoming better and better- can you sense the excitement within the KO WORLD?? OMG I'm so serious! So awesome! I'm so psyched and amped and just feeling GOOD!! I can't remember feeling like this, having such total clarity of mind and of my vision and this feeling of knowing that I'M REALLY ON TRACK. This really is the beginning of a whole new chapter in my life and it is THRILLING.

Update: OMG!! Insanity, "The Asylum" is FINALLY HERE!! BOOYA!

You ready to get yours? Email me kellyolexa at gmail OR just CLICK HERE, then click on "Shop" and Insanity Asylum. 

Wait til you watch my Ramble-On-A-Thon vlog from my hotel room. I'd spent the better portion of today in the limo/airport/airplane/cab/hotel and when I remembered to order my dinner/lunch, it took a while....and then THEY SENT ME AN ENTIRE DANG PLATE OF FRENCH FRIES AND A WHOLE BASKET OF WARM SOURDOUGH BREAD ROLLS. 

What the......I mean, I almost chased that waitress down the hall and asked her if she was trying to ruin my MOJO. But --- I didn't. I channeled my inner Zen Diva and calmed down and said to myself, "This is NOTHING that can get in my way. I'm in control. Fries don't present a challenge to me. BREAD? Please. I am closer to owning my orange bikini in Miami every damn day, you think I'm gonna give you, WARM SOURDOUGH BREAD WITH HONEY BUTTER - a piece of MY time? I don't think so."

OH Wow. That's an oldie but goodie. Kids, this was when I was at Ohio State and my BFF Wendy and I would copy everything Ms. Janet did. We all wore all black, silver jewelry and that's when I started PERMING MY HAIR. That's  right. hehehe It worked back then. I can't lie- I would LOOOOVVVEE to have long curly hair. I've always wanted it. Ahhh well. We can't have it all, can we?

I am also NOT gonna lie kids. I am very much down with dudes in do-rags. OK? Don't lie and say if you saw Josh up there running toward you in that do-rag that you wouldn't fall down and hope he'd pick you up. Or somethin. 

Now I'm in an old school Janet Jackson mood:

If you haven't read her book that is out now, True You, you are missing out. It really helped me, in addition to these other books I've read recently, to realize I wasn't alone in that psycho-dieting-mindset and to finally shaking it OFF permanently. 

Psst. My BFF Wendy from High School- yea HIGH SCHOOL- is coming to visit me this weekend, so we'll have to see if I can get her to join me on a vlog. Wouldn't you like to hear secrets about my Nerd-Fest in High school?

Poor thing. He likes the Vikings. Well, I suppose he has to have SOME faults. But clearly Josh is into staying healthy- LOVE THAT. And love that he works out with his girl Fergie!

CUTENESS. Question of the Day: If you have a significant other, do you workout together or play it solo?