Monday Manjoyment!

Sweet Mother of God. It is truly impossible for Huge Jackman to be any more yummy. Am I wrong?

#dontjudgemeyouknowyouagree

How's your week going? I kicked some BUTT yesterday! Serious BOOYA! I went for a 40 minute Run/Walk and then finished up with a killer Shoulder Circuit. DANG. It felt GREAT and I burned a total of 800 calories! WOOT! I shot a vlog after my Run/Walk and shared that I actually RAN more than double the amount of time I ran the last time I was out-- for those of you going huh?-- I haven't been regularly running since really the end of last year. Last summer was when I started running and was ABLE to do so-- after figuring out how to BREATHE. Then I did my first 5K and started immediately training for a 1/2 marathon. It ended up being too much with my schedule, and then I kind of fell out of love with running. I've started again but this time, I'm running as I want....not on anyone else's schedule but just how I want to and I am NOT planning any "races" this year. I just want to enjoy the RUN. 

Huge likes to run also. It's a good thing he's not running in my neighborhood because I would indeed chase him. I'm sure I'd ignore my side cramps if I was chasing Huge. Don't say you wouldn't do the same thing. PUHLEEZ.

So this week I'm also starting to really focus on my "diet" and getting some balance there, and really journaling every day. When I say "diet" y'all know I don't mean some fad, I just mean "what I eat" -- and now that I'm not traveling every week for work, I can really focus on eating at home, getting in more fruit, vegetables, fish, chicken....still eating what I want, but eating at normal times and mirroring my workouts- balance and variety and focus. AMEN.

Excuse me for a moment while I purge my unclean thoughts. 

*Awkward Pause*

Anyway, even after a kick butt workout- I was having a REALLY MAJOR FAT DAY yesterday. I mean, I was feeling really DOWN about it. But-- I refuse to wallow in that kind of thinking anymore. Anything we don't like about ourselves and our state of fitness, WE CAN CHANGE. We can make a difference EVERY SINGLE DAY. And today, I am having a GREAT day. This week will be a GREAT WEEK. The last four months of this year will KICK SOME SERIOUS A**. Watch me. 

I am going to be making my obsession- Fish Tacos tomorrow. Question of the Day: What have you been cooking or baking lately that is rocking your world? Where do you get your recipes or ideas?

I could watch that trailer ALL DAY. I would even date Huge Jackman if he had the Wolverine sideburns. I can't lie. Who am I kidding? I'd date Huge Jackman if he was a dirt salesman. 

Now here is my Ramble-On-A-Thon from this weekend. Please don't adjust your lens- I'm really that sweaty. I think I shot this on Friday night- because I squeezed in a quick 30-Minute Sweatfest with Jackie Warner. I'm making sure to NOT MAKE EXCUSES. GET IT DONE!!!

Oh Look! It's me on top of Huge Jackman! ;-)

Monday Manjoyment!

MEOW. 

I'm not gonna lie people. I don't care if Huge Jackman asked me out and actually had (in real life) those knives sticking out of his hands~ I'd still say HELL-TO-THE-YEA. I'd glue forks to my hands and we could just play "let's make a salad" type of games. 

WHAT?

Don't LIE!! Don't say you weren't thinking the same dirty thoughts! 

Sweet Mother of God. *Ahem*

How was your day today Kittens? We were off today and wow did I need it. I was gone all day, actually out doing some house hunting! WOOOO!! Refreshing to think of new beginnings.....although wow, I'll be sooooo sad to leave behind

and of course this

HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA (cue insane, almost uncomfortable shrill laughter) yeaaa riggghhht like I miss that pounding headache I had last week, or like I miss Aunt Flo when she leaves every month. #Don'tLetTheDoorHitYouOnTheWayOut

I think after I move out, I may develop an online ticket buying system, where anyone that knows me and knows my pain of the past 3 years can buy a ticket and visit my neighbors here, perhaps ring their doorbell at 4am relentlessly and then when they answer the door, just invite yourself in and interrogate them about why they haven't moved to an underground city yet to save mankind from their existence. 

DID I JUST SOUND BITTER?? 

HEHEHEHHEE

Ok kids. I must run, literally. It's late, and I have a nice yoga session to fit in before I squeeze in some (YEA Tiff this is for you!) Olexin Time. (Tiffany said, Kelly when you "chillax" is it Olexin instead of chillaxin? OH YEA)

I need to pray now to remove the unclean thoughts from my mind. Are you kidding me? If I saw this on the beach, I'd offer to pick off every single grain of sand that was sticking to him. One by one. OHHHH DEEARRRRRR. #Censored

*Please forgive me for not catching up with my vlogs today peeps- I was out ALL DAY and now...well, I'm TIRED. ;-) Tomorrow- I'll be BACK! 

Monday Manjoyment!!!

Sweet Mother of God. 

Let's all pause for a moment and pray, because I have unclean thoughts right now. *Ahem*

Welcome y'all, I am changing my blog to be nothing but pictures of Huge Jackman jumping out of the water. See, boys, the ladies think like YOU do sometimes. We like gratuitous glimpses at beefy manolicious muffins. We just ACT like all we think about are deep, thought provoking topics. 

Moving along. What do you think I'm gonna say? That I'm bored and have nothing to do so I worked out for four hours?? HAHAHHAHAHAH That would be a glorious event. Oh wait, that's called VACATION. And it is 4 weeks away! WOOT!!

On that note, I have to do my workout in about 1/2 hour- going for a lovely run followed by some lower body work. KAPOW!! I'm not giving up because it is 6pm and I feel like sitting and watching 10 episodes of House while I eat some Krispy Kremes.....NO!! I'm making my OWN energy, I'm gonna crush it MORE than I did in my last workout! That's right. Just you wait and see what my Posterous feed shows for my workout. The Polar Tells All. Just sayin.

So, how did YOU start your week? Are you making PROGRESS or EXCUSES?? Come ON!!!! NEVER STOP! NEVER STOP! NEVER STOP!!! Can you IMAGINE if I ever stopped talking, tweeting, blogging, or vlogging? The world would come off its axis! The planets would stop. Animals would run! 

I have NOT had any caffeine today kids. This is NOT a joke.

Gotta run. I also found a new running route that goes right by the Fire Station. Hehehehe. I mean, just in case I fall and need a fireman to help me. With something. UNCLEAN THOUGHTS KELLY. Put them away.

I need a moment. 

Here is today's juicy vlog all about, well, hot dang, I already forgot. There you have it. I'm here all week kids. 

QUESTION OF THE DAY: If you have never left a comment on my blog or someone else's - WHAT IS STOPPING YOU?? I dare you to make today the day you say HELLO to all of us!! ;-)