Monday Manjoyment!

STAY WITH ME PEOPLE. There is a THEME HERE. I was trying to be contemporary today, and feature a football-related Monday Manjoyment. I was thinking of some of my favorite Sports Gems like Brady Quinn or Dhani Jones (I don't know really if these boys even still play football, but they did at one time, is this accurate? I mean, really, this isn't ESPN Zone this is the Kelly O Show where it's all about vanity), and I went to Bing and did an image search and somehow stumbled upon this wild-man: Dave Salmoni. I gather from all the pictures of him and various wildlife that he is, well really, I don't know WHAT he is but I think he has a show on the Discovery Channel.

Suddenly, I find myself thinking that I MAY want to discover more. And also---here is the football tie-in: see the photo above, has a BEAR...and the BEARS lost yesterday?? And the above bear looks angry and bitter?? Yea, see, I am all about the themes.

I'm keeping it REAL.

I'm not quite sure what's going on HERE. Is this another form of tricep push-ups? I mean, it looks like P90X tricep side pushups....right, I'm all about the fitness tie-in. Right? Also I'd like to say that from my image search, I believe this gentleman is or has dated Chelsea Handler. Did you know that I am 10 years older than Chelsea Handler? I think I could totally take her on. JUST SAYIN. 

Wow the KO confidence factor is through the ROOF today. Maybe its the Venti QUAD Cappuccino I had earlier. WHAT? Or maybe it's that I helped my BFF Amy, yea that's right, me and AMY JUMPED HER CAR. Wait, that sounded inappropriate out of context. Amy's car was broken, not turning on, you know. So I brought my car to hers and I jumped it....we did the jumping thing and IT WORKED!!

Thank you Joe for the email instructions with hyperlinks on what to do and such. And thank you Dad for the speakerphone instructions that were captured on our video. I feel very very manly today. 

Please note, this image is NOT from an ADULT website, it's from the Tyra show. See, I think he is holding some form of amphibian. Ewww. Still, I would not have a problem with this person being my personal assistant, AFTER he washed his hands. And if he dressed like this every day. #Don'tJudgeMe

I'm still a bit confused about this Grizzly Adams guy....I mean, consider this, Exhibit A:

Hmmmm. How does that make you feel? It seems like he may be that kind of "all-natural-woodsy-man-type" that finds deoderant not necessary and might prefer this look:

Over THIS LOOK:

Yes those are both the same man. A bit frightening, isn't it? I mean the depths that facial hair and a lack of hair product can change a man. Ouch. 

Well, kittens, I must let you go. Also, I did try Ilaria's new Bodystrikes 2 DVD yesterday and OMG!! Here is my sweaty post-workout review. Enjoy the brevity, this doesn't happen often:

Here is that sneak preview of the DVD. She ROCKS!!! Get yours at Collage Video. 

QUESTION OF THE DAY: Is there anyone else out there that DID NOT WATCH FOOTBALL YESTERDAY? ;-)